Saturday, February 28, 2009 @ 7:11 PM


WHY ARE WE SO UNLUCKY. WHY!!!!!

Story Challenge workshop today :D
Gosh i h8h8h8h8 that yuanching girl ! Ahlian to the max, cheap clothes, cheap makeup (eh still can see your bigbig pimple leh), cheap socks, cheap everything. Lets see who'll have the last laugh ay. Our seniors beat you last year, so will we ! :D
And there was this super nice RI guy who said ours and his group would make it to the finals this year. (O.O) uh yeah , hopefully.
Shall not say what made us & Ms Hia so sad; else kelly will start screaming again. );

Went Vivo w/ Siying & Teoh after being let out ridiculously early.
Cured Teoh's phone then went pizza hut :D
READ THIS PEOPLE : http://aalteam.blogspot.com/
Frigging hilarious plus rude (;

Got on a super long bus ride w/ Teoh
Didnt know we'll have so many things to talk about :D
TEOH, WAKE UP !! (L) @.@
LUV EL TTM (; JIAYOU FOR SYF & STORY CHALLENGE K.

I m dying to meet Glenda.



[/edit @ 11.20]







LOL TO SIYING'S AH LIAN.


Friday, February 27, 2009 @ 7:26 PM


Photobucket

这些年一个人
风也过雨也走
有过泪有过错
还记得坚持甚麽

真爱过才会懂
会寂寞会回首
终有梦终有你在心中

朋友一生一起走
那些日子不再有
一句话一辈子
一生情一杯酒
朋友不曾孤单过
一声朋友你会懂
还有伤还有痛
还要走还有我

:D
Bestest CCA mates ever !

& HELLO MEILING IS THIS BIG ENOUGH <3.


Thursday, February 26, 2009 @ 9:08 PM


许天航:
Every 2C'08 people, submit a PI on march holiday outing to me by next week thursday.
Hand in puntually ah, otherwise i deduct your marks
^-^
(LOL PI ! HAHAHA CID . HAHAHA TRUTH AND DARE . HAHAHA SHOOT SHAG MARRY . HAHAHA TENGFOONG !!)

Ow i snubbed my toe against the door :O





Owwwww . );
(I m sure my toes were never that fat .)


Wednesday, February 25, 2009 @ 10:30 PM



If you want the rainbow , you gotta put up with the rain .

My patience has its limit ,
And my limit ends today you bitch >[
Damn shag , who gives a damn about PIs or chinese compos anymore .

Saw a rainbow today ,
Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day :)
/Yeahz, hopefully aye . Sigh ;
Birds fly over the rainbow , why then oh why cant I ? );

I miss class conversations .
Alot .
Labels : Sick , tired , drifting apart .


Tuesday, February 24, 2009 @ 6:57 PM


Everything's over ! (;
Super relieved now , hohos.
(Bio is passable but maths maybe not :B)

Plus plus there's no EL today ,
:D !
Ate Macs then went JP w/ Teoh & Cheryl .
Crapped , did some maths brainer thing @ popular & argh ,
My maths suck i know ! ; I count w/ my fingers up t this day :S
They take 9 seconds & i take 16 seconds (?!!) :O Hahahaha what is this ! ;/

And my god they are building a condo abv JP is that cool or what now you only hav to go downstairs to buy food go downstairs for clothes go downstairs for Popular walk a few steps to mrt station go downstairs got bus stop already everything also got so cool ! :O
(Hahaha but Teoh's dad is incharge of building that , soo cfm got problem one ! Hahaha not cool already OOPS :D)

-
I dont want an Ipod , i want a new phone );
The ipod my mom's buying costs more than a new phone (i dont give a shit about the model already, \m/)
So how come she die die wants to buy me the Ipod but not a phone ?!!
Whywhywhywhywhywhyyyyyy .
Cannot survive w/o a phone , i 100% sure now .
( Hor rock , miss my 6.10 msg right ! ); )




[edit @ 12.11am]

If I ever say anything bad about my mom ever again , slap me . Cuz my mom rocks i swear :D

[c=36] #16 ; CARISSA . [/c] /3E'09! :] says:
what's brown & sounds like a bell !
[c=36]#10; paola[/c] says:
dung
FIONA says:
LOL
[c=36]#10; paola[/c] says:
doesn't it sound like a bell?
[c=36]#10; paola[/c] says:
dung dung dung dung
[c=36]#10; paola[/c] says:
dang dang dang

:D
Taas , nights people .


Monday, February 23, 2009 @ 10:52 PM










(Damn why cannot upload the videos ?!!!? >()
SELLING PAOLA'S (RLYRLYRLYRLYYY) UNGLAM VIDEOS AT 10 BUCKS EACH :D
(100% END YOU LAUGHING & ROLLING ON THE FLOOR)

Art lesson was crayzeh :D
Paola has a very very retarded side you d never hav guess just by looking @ her :D

& MR LIU'S GNA STOP TEACHING OUR CLASS NEXT WEEK.
"Other classes may think its difficult, but not 3E"
"Why?"
"Cuz 3E is very a smart class !!"
-Class starts groaning-
(Hahaha.)
Gosh, dont think the new teacher can match up to him plus no more funny teacher who draws faces on our worksheets );

Jiayous all for bio test tomorrow !
Its 11 & i still hav 1/2 of osmosis , bulk transport & the practicals to read .
Kbai! (;


Sunday, February 22, 2009 @ 10:26 PM


And you got your share of secrets
And I’m tired of being last to know
And now you’re asking me to listen
Cause its worked each time before ..

But you don’t have to call anymore
I won’t pick up the phone
This is the last straw
Don’t want to hurt anymore
..

Now you know why every one luvs Taylor Swift.
Her songs strike real deep :O

My phone gg alrdy ,
Dont message me on weekdays tyvm .
Everything's breaking down these days .
Sick & tired & it seems like there's no more fun in my life anymore );
Yeah, boo .

Stoning stoning stoning . Wtf


@ 3:02 PM


♥ B2 / Bukit Timah Hill / Esther Laopo (;
♥ B3 / Airport Runway / Cynthia (TRUCK!) (;
♥ B4 / Underground tunnel / Yunfei (;
♥ B5 / Uneven boobs / Shaun (kor,) (;
♥ B6 / Cannotaskdirectquestion / Simin ! (;

Apart from somebody who kept wanting to come down & look for me ,
Ytd night was rly fun :D:D
+ I hav th lamest uncle you can possibly imagine .
He took a whole set of my unglam photos & is gna create an album of me for my grandma's bdae present \m/. zx

In other news,
Just went mugging with fiona :D
(Was supposed to do chem proj one ! THEN MEILING ... HAHAHAHAH)
We were both freezing the library ,
But hehe thanks alot!
Understood all the quadratic stuff alrdy (;

Gotta jet , taas .
Oww . Thunder

Homework. Homework. Homework.
Projects. Projects. Projects.
Bio test. Maths test. Test.Test.Test.
Z. No life ay );


Saturday, February 21, 2009 @ 7:00 PM


I M DYING FOR GUITAR HERO (!!!!)
);

& I need a quadratic eqns tutor. ASAP.


@ 11:37 AM


Before you, my life was like a moonless night.
Very dark, but there were stars — points of light and reason.
And then you shot across my sky like a meteor.
Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty.
When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black.
Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light.
I couldn't see the stars anymore.
And there was no more reason for anything.
(Edward Cullen)

I miss you like hell, dont know what to expect anymore , grawhzx .
-

Happy Birthday Ahma ! :D:D
Hahahha so many people's coming to eat dinner w/ us tonight :) Yey.

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
(Da ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta!)

My dear brother has caught my genes. :D:D
Shall upload a vid of him singing ^ soooon , hehheh .

Dad : Lobster, i tell you how many times le , go pack your bed! Now !
Caleb : Ah hock ! You can dont keep asking me to pack my bed can anot !
Dad : What did you just call me ?!
Caleb : Ah hock! Fatty ah hock ! (Laughs like mad)
Dad : You come here ...
Caleb : (Laughs like mad)
Dad : You wont like me when i m angry, I m the Incredible H-
Caleb : Ah hock ! Incredible ah hock got sticker on his backside !
Dad : (Feels butt)
Us : Hahahahhahahahahahaah .

lol .
Homework, tatas.


Friday, February 20, 2009 @ 6:53 PM


Meant to write this ytd -
B2 & B3 ! I LUV YOU GIRLS ALOTALOTALOTTTT :D
(B2 ! I SPECIALLY MADE YOU A CHATBOX FOR YOUR LAMENESS SOMEMORE . [Stop pestering me le plox :D] GOSH A FRIEND LIKE ME WHERE TO FINDDD :D WAHAHAS SUCKER! ILYYY :D)

(Very) candid EL shots while training for Story Challenge :


L-O-V-EEEE :D




HAHAHHA . THAT'S SO HANYING .


SEE HANYING'S FACE !


SEE THAT JOKER'S FACE AGAIN .

ULTIMATE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA .
(That girl is madness i swear :D:D)

& THEY GOT AN A . :X
(Lol oops 3J no offence :D)

Yey i luv EL :D (L)(L)
We will & must achieve sth for story challenge k ! :X

---
There was once a special school , with many special CCAS and activities .
A new CCA, HIDE AND SEEK, has just been created .
Till now ,
The CCA leader has yet to be found .
..

(ITS A JOKE CANT YOU TELL! :D Credits to lonelymoon (!) & his lonelycloud :D)


Laoda : I tell you a sad story ah . Cannot laugh horh !

Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA .

Laoda : Eh its a sad story , cannot laugh ! Once there was this old woman who just reached her 90th birthday and her friends threw a big party for her. In that country of hers, they had this tradition of throwing birthday people up into the air , then catching them .

Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . WAH EH SO COOL .

Laoda : Come the sad part liao . Her friends threw the old woman up into the air but everybody thought the other person was gna catch her and hence nobody bothered to try. Then old woman fell onto the ground and died.

-Silence-

Me : Ah . Finish liao ?

Laoda : Yalah ! This is the sad story !

-Silence-

Us : WHAT IS THIS SIA ?!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO LAME . HAHAHAHA
(LOL! Stupid ttm :D)

In other news, I m def not looking forward to weekends anymore ];
Rat race trying to finish all the crap by monday @.@
Sec 3 sucks !! >(

Study for Maths Test ***
Study for Bio Test
Prepare for chem presentation (Sunday gone ;/)
Maths Practice Worksheet 1,2,3,4
Maths Supplementry Worksheet
Maths Feb 2009 revision
Study for tingxie
Chinese letter writing
Find meanings for chinese words
Draw molcular structure
Maths reflection
Redo Prelimary Ideas
-.-

Gosh & who has Napola must lend me kay !
I die die want to watch the whole movie :D:D

To the ass with the number 8137**28,
Stop calling my mom , Ive changed my number tyvm .


Thursday, February 19, 2009 @ 5:13 PM


Paola & Meiling , i luv you girls ! :D
Stayed back to help me with my Mr Ng's punishment :O
Gosh this kind of friends where to find ?! :D:D

Luv thursdays & I always had :D
(Plzplzplzplz dont let me be one of the 4 which failed physics .)
Wahahas & 19th Feb manzx. (L)

Quizes are damn addictive :)
IM GNA TAG THIS ONE TO ESTHER AGAIN . HAHA NAWLAHNAWLAH :D

Directions:
Bold the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.


1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush [ woah, embarrassing. ]
8. Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push


Total: 8

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Total: 8

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Total: 6

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a public place/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

total : 7

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house. (Ultimate)
42. Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total : 6

I AM 70% STUPID LOL .

THIS QUIZ IS NOT ACCURATE ! I M CLEVERER THAN YOU THINK !



Hahahahahaha porridge buddy . Hahahahahaha.
OOPS


Wednesday, February 18, 2009 @ 8:28 PM


Do you like pens that light up?
Yes ! Prolly can keep me fascinated for one whole day then run out of battery the next .

Do thunder storms freak you out?
A little :X But it freaks caleb out alot more :D (Which is why i absolutely luv rainy nights)

Do you like being in the rain?
Generally yes :)

Have you ever bought something and broke it the same day?
Loads of times D;

What was the color of the last car you were in?
Dark blue.

Do you "blow kisses" often?
Nawh . It reminds me of ... (Shudders)

If you were to purchase a dog or a cat would you go to a pet store or an adoption center?
VIVO'S PET STORE FOR THAT SPANIEL . But no cats definitely .

Craziest thing you've done for love?
:D Haha , no idea

Are you brave enough to wear bright yellow?
Yeahz , why not ?

Do you like to wear floral dresses?
Wont be caught dead wearing that .

Cat eyes or smoky eyes?
Smoky eyes ! :)

Do you have split ends?
Nada .

Do you like whipped cream with your jello?
I luv whipped cream ! :D

Have you ever worn fake eyelashes?
Haha nope . (Will prolly poke my own eye with th tweezers even if i tried \m/)

Do you know someone who parties too much?
Yeps .

Do you think you are a positive person?
Most of the time :) Unless i hang around people like -coughcoughhanying- :D

Have you ever spoken the words "we need to talk" to a S/O?
Yeahz :O

Is your skin tone fair, medium, or dark?
Fair i think .

Have you ever slept with your contacts in?
Dont wear contacts .

Do you believe in dessert after every meal?
After dinner ! (Mustmustmust haveee :D)

For you, best stress reliever?
Screaming / laughing / music / hugging

Weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself?
I m les . (Guys are the most unobservative species in the world.)

Ever kissed a smoker?
What a question.

What meat do you eat the most?
Chicken. (KFC ! :D)

Have you ever scanned your face?
How am i supposed to fit that into the scanner ?

Ever put jewels on your cellphone?
Nah whats the point , Lousy phone >(

Do you shop at h&m?
Not avaliable in singapore .

Do you wear multicolored hoodies?
Nahz . (Hoodies make you fat no?)

Ever been to a pool party?
Sortof ! :D

Have you ever painted each toe/finger nail a different color?
(HAHA CHEM LAB :B) Nope :)

Have you ever been paint-balling?
Too lazy to search google :O

Do you need to "break up" with a friend?
Naws , I still luv them all :)

Have you ever gone to a restaurant alone?
Yeahz , my parents were w8ing inside .

Do you like cheesecake?
ALOT ! (I never grow fat , lalalaa :D)

Do you like whoppers?
Yes !

If you played with barbies, when did you stop?
When super yoyo came out .

Have you ever participated in a food fight?
Hahahaha yes !

Favorite junk food?
Luvs all junk food :D

Do you have restless legs sydrome?
Last 20 minutes of lessons .

THIS QUIZ IS TAGGED TO ESTHER CUZ I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH & I M SORRY FOR TAKING THE TAGBOX AWAY :D
(I KNOW YOU CANT COPY & PASTE. HAHAHAHA)


@ 3:43 PM


TEN ARE YOUS
1. Are you single?
Complicated .
2. Are you happy? YES ! :D
3. Are you bored? Not really .
4. Are you fair? Compared to Liqi yes , compared to Esther no :X
5. Are you Italian? True blue singaporean .
6. Are you intelligent? Not at all ):
7. Are you honest? Hehe .
8. Are you nice? YES ! :D
9. Are you Irish? Nawh . But BLUE EYES, I WANT .
10. Are you Asian? Yeah ):

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name - Carissa Tan Rou Xing
2. Nicknames - Puffy
3. Birth place - Singapore .
4. Hair color - Black-brown
5. Natural hair style - Boring straight.
6. Eye Color - Black
7. Birthday - 090494
8. Mood - Contented :D
9. Favorite color - Red , Hot pink , white
10. One place you'd like to visit - Australiaaa .

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love - Yeahz .
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - Nope .
3. Do you currently have a crush? - :D
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - Nah .
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart - Yeps :O
6. Have you ever had your heart broken - Hahahaha no !
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them - Nope :D:D
8. Are you afraid of commitment - Not really .
9. Who was the last person you hugged - Yiting /Esther
10. Who was the last person you said i love you to? - :D
(I dont give my love away freely unlike Choo PingLou that obasan .)

TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust - Lust .
2. Hard liquor or beer - Liqour :D
3. Cats or dogs - Dogs !
4. A few best friends or any regular friends - A few best friends . :)
5. Creamy or Crunchy - Crunchy .
6. Pencil or Pen - Correction tape .
7. Wild night out or romantic night in - Wild nights out ! (Romantic nights lead to ... heh)
8. Money or Happiness - Happiness . (I m not shallow k ! :D)
9. Night or day - Day .
10. IM or phone - Phone .

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out
- Nope . I hav gr8 parents :)
2. Seen a polar bear - Zoo .
3. Done something you regret - Definitely.
4. Bungee jumped - NO BUT I WANT :X
5. Eaten food that fell on the floor - Haha yeah.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker - ?
7. Been caught naked - HAHAHAHAHA P4! OOPS.
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back - Nope .
9. Cried because you lost a pet - Terrapins lead very long lives >(
10. Wanted to disappear -& Reappear as Bella in Twilight .

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
1. Smile or eyes - Smile .
2. Light or dark hair - Dark .
3. Hugs or kisses - Hugs !
4. Shorter or taller - Taller :O
5. Intelligence or attraction - Attraction (but plz dont be too dumb! :D)
6. Topman or Zara - Zara .
7. Funny or serious - Funny .
8. Older or Younger - Older .
9. Outgoing or quiet - Outgoing , duh ?
10. Sweet or Bad - Sweet :)
(How come they dont ask about hands ?! HA)

TEN HAVE YOUS
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd - Hell yeah .
2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour - Started last year .
3. Ever tried walking on your hands - Yep . (& Failed a zillion times ;/)
4.Ever been to a rock concert - ):
5. Ever been on a cheerleading team - Nope .
6. Ever been on a dance team - They wldve all fallen down .
7. Ever been on a sports team - Nada .
8. Ever been in a drama play/production - Yes :D
9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley - I cant drive. :X
10. Ever been in a rap video - Nope. But opera video yes ! :)

TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made - Ytd night . :D:D:D
2. Last person you hugged - Asked already .
3. Last person you hung out with - PL (Obasan) , Huiying (Laogong) .
4. Last time you worked - Worked out ? PE .
5. Last person you talked to - Mom .
6. Last person you IM'd - Soda .
7. Last person you texted - Shaun .
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with - Esther .
9. Last person/thing you missed - GT :)
10. Last website visited - www.blogger.com

I think tdy was awesomee :) Chem was ok ! :D
& PAOLA ! GET YOUR VOICE BACK TMR PLZPLZPLZPLZ .
(MY AIM THIS YEAR IS TO DO 100 HOURS OF CIP .)

Don't say you love me
You don't even know me
If you really want me
Then give me some time
Don't go there baby
Not before I'm ready
Don't say your heart's in a hurry
It's not like we're gonna get married
Give me, give me some time
M2M - Dont say you love me

#
SOME FATHERS JUST SUCK . ;/
Mom & I were dead shocked when we saw Jasper's mom :O
She's grown so super skinny & has this haggard look about her now .
(Mom bought herbs & put it secretly under their porch. Heh nice or what :D)
Holy crow.
How's Jasper ?!! :X
Fuck that heartless guy he calls dad ._.


Monday, February 16, 2009 @ 5:33 PM


What do you think ,
Why am i even doing this in the first place .
You're suffocating me you ass >(

ANND WHYYE DOES IIT HAVVE TUHH BE SHHOX FREAKINQQX HOTT.
/罗志祥- 我不会唱歌, 52 second, what do you hear ?!!!

Chem Test. Chem Test. Chem Test gosh >(
No life, thanks :D


Sunday, February 15, 2009 @ 9:12 PM


LOL i dunno wadd to post lehhs...... Mayb post jokes barhh since nth post hahahahaha

One day, a father and son go camping and when they get there, the son's dad starts to smoke. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
Later that night, the dad starts to drink beer. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
The next day, the father and son go to the store, the son buys a lotery ticket and wins a million dollers. "Can you share that with me?" asked the dad. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the kid. "Yes! Yes, it can!" yelled the dad. "Well then, go fuck your self!"


The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. "Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?" "On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.

Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch...'" "Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
"But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."
"DAMN!" said the father.
"What's wrong?", the teacher asked.
Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"

A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher cried.

LOL I DUN LIKE CC IN WATER :D
BYEBYE :D

Shaun


@ 7:02 PM
Stuff which its meant to be shared


Hey People!

Thanks for the very interesting post you blogged here.

Goodness.

I have a simple joke to share:

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

--

One last story before I go, its very interesting. Its a life story.



Is Your Jar Full?

When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a
day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar......and the beer.


A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.


The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes."

The Professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty
space between the sand. The students laughed.


"Now," said the Professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things - your family, your children, your
health, your friends, your favorite passions - things that if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.


The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first", he continued, "there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the
things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are
critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get
medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand."


When he had finished, there was a profound silence. Then one of the
students raised her hand and with a puzzled expression, inquired what the
beer represented.

The Professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no
matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
beers."


--

Before I go, Get Smiling in 16mins and 23secs, You seen it right?


Stay happy as always, be positive on what comes to you. Have A Great Defence Day.

Thanks,
Jeremy

(LOL. AM I ALLOWED TO EDIT ? HAHA)



@ 3:55 PM


Happy 15th birthday Shirley ! :D
Happy 15th birthday Darren :D

I WANT TO COMPLAIN .
WHY ARE WE GIVEN ONLY 2 DAYS TO PREPARE FOR TH PHYSICS DEBATE .
(& On a valentines weekend ?!?!!)
Plus we're gna be against Shaun , ErnChuen, cum th very pro guys group :O
Sacrificed our movie time for this somemore , tsk .
(I give up, shall not watch Bride Wars anymore .)

Preliminary Ideas ,
Maths Worksheet 7,
History Questions ,
Physics example 1-6,
'Mango, Teropok , Taupok',
Prepare physics script ,
Maths test reflections ,
Prepare 作文,
Redo 阿隆读后感,
STUDY FOR CHEMISTRY TEST,

Howhowhow ?! :O
(Laopo, you were right, can cry manzxz .)

& Paola , get well soon ! :D
Meiling is damn lame i swear. zxzxz
(Dont read her blog :D)
& Fiona ! :D
I love you girls ! Must tag ah ! :D

What guys do when they get bored .





heh -.-

[edited]
ESTHER ESTHER !!!!!!!! OHMYGOD . HAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
VALENTINES DAY OMFG ! :D (OOPS)
HAHAHA ESTHER IS DAMN HOT K ,
EVERYBODY LOVES HER :D
GOSH LETS HURRY UP GET MARRIED NOW :D
(BEFORE. BEFORE ............. HEM HEM HEM :D)

& GLENDA AH, i miss you loads !!
WHEN ARE YOU GNG TO FIND ME WHEN YOU RETURN TO RV HUH .


Saturday, February 14, 2009 @ 10:48 AM
100th post :D


6 M 26 D ,
with 70 more years to go :D (L)


[c=20].[/c]kovasky says:
valentines day? hu needs it wen ur gay.LOL


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My lucky night gosh :D

Its 15th Feb already ,
HAPPY TOTAL DEFENCE DAY !
(Enjoy your sweet potato porridge if you have any tmr ! :D)
Yikes .



Friday, February 13, 2009 @ 7:48 PM


Happy Valentines Day ! :D

I left all my presents in school & gosh ,
Melted chocolates & sticky cards on monday . :O

EL ! (L)(L)(L)










Gawsh . I m such a good photographer ,
One cant help but admire :D
AND BY THE WAY ,
HANYING WANTS US TO GIVE OUT HER NUMBER TO INTERESTED PEOPLE.

Who is she ah ?
THAT CHIO ONE LORH !
:D
-Silence-


Thursday, February 12, 2009 @ 10:15 PM


Friday the 13th .
Black cats & witches tomorrow .

Currently giving up on doing any more cards.
Chocolates ! XD


@ 6:26 PM


One second someone is pulling your hand & th both of you are laughing like nobody's business. Extra person #2 gets up & tries poking you while you run backwards laughing .
The next second, you find yourself on the floor.

-Silence-
Everyone around you bursts out laughing while you feel your face grow hot.

TYPICAL FALL DOWN NUMBER 101.

---
PRIMARY SIX
Bug catching . Climbing out of toliet cubicles .
Blinded a bird . Killed another baby bird (ANTS ATE IT ALIVE STUPID!)
Sneaked out to mini marts . Got blacklisted by form teacher by the first month .
Ate outside the library , broke all the rules .

YEAR ONE
Queenie & I loved fighting with 1C brooms (then) . :D
Unexpectedly , our brooms both broke on one fateful day .
(With a loud cracccc . Then , a loud 'SHIT!')
& New ones costed 5 bucks each >;/

YEAR TWO
We came up with crazy games like running down the corridor holding hands .
When we reach the end, everyone screams & jumps & laughs like mad .
One day we came back xtra early for recess & started playing that craaaazy game .
Then we got rly bored & started singing birthday songs .
To no one in particular .
Expectedly , pissed some teacher off .
& We never sang birthday songs in class ever again .

These are mostly the only (bad/embarrasing/memorable) things i remember every year .
YEAR THREE
IT WILL DEFINITELY BE FALLING DOWN .

I cant ,
#1 . Laugh & run .
#2 . Laugh while standing on buses .
#3 . Laugh while in motion .

Maybe you can develop flat foot at 15 or sth .
....

Ms Ling isnt a bad teacher if you know her well enough .
Rly touched abt how much she've actually done for us .
And i will never crisitise her clothes ever again
:D
+ I actually understood physics for the first time today . :D
(Pro positive huh.)

My mom rly rocks. (L)
She saw that i was deeply unhappy ytd & took leave tdy to specially accompany me :D
Plus she bought me the chocolates ,
She cooked the best food ,
(Mygod, the kitchen's currently smelling like <3! :D)
& We had an uber heart to heart talk over anything under the sun for a long time .
Gawsh , this kind of mother where to find ? :D

DINNER CHUPS !


Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @ 8:25 PM


life dont rock now ): feeling th stress alrd.
jy laopo <3 we can make it thru tgt yeas ? dont so stressed le k. jy for ure physics and dont give up so easily k. im sure ure smarter than me :D jyjyjyjy. im here aways k. dont forget :D ilyalways.

esther :D


@ 3:52 PM


Happy birthday Liyin :D (L)
2 years & counting . I LUV YOU !

Yes its true when they say .
Why is life so fucking sad ?

I think i m depressed .



[/edit]
Special thanks to Chinghun! Esther, Jeremy, Shaun , Sherlyn & my mom :D (L)
& For all those random jokes & jiayous from random people.
Its in times like these when you rly appreciate your friends ,
Ching , must cheer up also ah :D

I m not okay yet , but i will be !
Afterall, its only Feburary .
I shall be more open, less sensitive & mix more .
Dont assume stuff till i've seen/ heard it with your own ears .

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going :D
(Aww classic, but true.)
Remember your new year resolutions !!

Now that i know i m not the only on facing these problems ,

I shall , must & definitely will survive .


Tuesday, February 10, 2009 @ 8:25 PM


Today rocked i swear :D

As usual ,
Physics made my head spin ,
Didnt understand any maths ,
Got scolded during Langarts ,
Screwed up chinese newspaper test ,
(美国飞鱼 = MICHEAL PHELPS. NOT FLYING FISH LOL.
Wealsey didnt know what the name was , so he wrote 小明; Then 立化大学 LOL.)
EL rocked . (yey sec ones :D)

Not usual ,
Waited for Queenie after cca for like an hour plus alone :X
Went anchorpoint with da xiaojie, Paola & Meiling to buy Ms Lai's retirement gift ! :D
(THE BALLOON. DAMN COOL DAMN COOL I WANT :D)
Will miss Ms Lai like hell ):
(Rmb her -.0 xpression ?!! :D)
Left poor da xiaojie at anchorpoint & went back with meiling.
HAHAHA FUNNY TO THE MAX :D
Laughed in the train till we were both crying .
Home sweet home :B

Cutting up someone's jacket ..
God, how horrible can you guys get .

Gna privatise my blog soon cuz someone privatised hers .
Haha, so hurry up read ! :D
1 2 3 4 days to valentines ahaaa .
One stalk of freaking sunflowers cost 12 bucks. (HOW TO AFFORD ?! LOL.)


Monday, February 9, 2009 @ 6:28 PM


Drained .



Cuteness ! :D

Physics test was shit .
Everyone says its easy apart from me ! WHY :X
Monday blues -.-
& Queenie , i luv you ! :D

/ Man Utd back at top of the league ! :]
/ Gawd , & how can Viva La Vida be the song of the year ?!! :X
/ Chicken porridge in the morning rocks :D haa .


Saturday, February 7, 2009 @ 9:44 PM


Once upon a time
I believe it was a Tuesday
When I caught your eye
We caught on to something
I hold on to the night
You looked me in the eye and
Told me you loved me

Were you just kidding?
Cause it seems to me
This thing is breaking down
We almost never speak
I don't feel welcome anymore
Baby what happened
Please tell me cause
One second it was perfect
Now you're halfway out the door

And I stare at the phone
He still hasn't called
And you feel so low
You can't feel nothing at all
And you flashback to when he said ,
Forever and always
...
(g.g.g.g.g)

/The world is gonna end on 2012 ..
NOT ! :D


@ 12:08 PM


I luv fridays & tuesdays cuz there's CCA ! :D
Luv EL ttmm :)
Ytd's pictures -
















Hahahahahahahaha .
JUMPSHOT #4 ATTEMPT SUCCESS :]

Click to enlarge :]

YEY 91TH POST :D
TIME TO SCREW PHYSICS .

& , Thank you ChingXing ! :D


Friday, February 6, 2009 @ 11:14 PM


Can you fill this out without lying?
Um sure .

What is the last thing you put in your mouth?
MAC WINGS :D

What are you looking foward to?
Sleep .

Have you ever dated anyone named Matthew?
Dont even know anyone by that name .

Where was your default picture taken?
3J CLASSROOM :D

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Cousins i think . (12345678 years ago :O)

Can you play guitar hero?
YES I CAN :D (GUITAR HERO IS SO KEWL HAHA)

Last time you walked further than a block?
Today . (Block B to block c)

Name someone that made you laugh today?
Too many to list . (How bout now ! JW :D)

How late did you stay up last night and why?
11+ . Guess ? -.-

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
NEW ZEALAND / ANYWHERE ELSE BUT ASIA .

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
By my mom ? Yeah .

Do you like calling or texting better?
Text guys , call girls .

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Gross . (Diet drinks are .. :O)

Where is your biological father right now?
SINGING IN THE TOLIET . DONT THINK I DONT KNOW LOL.

Where are you at right now?
My room .

Who took your profile picture?
No picture .

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Teoh sweeping the floor .

Was yesterday better than today?
Def not .

Can you live a day without TV?
Yeah . Computer , no .

Are you mad about anything?
YES . (I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUU .)

Are you a bad influence?
Sort of :O

Night out or night in?
In .

Are you more of a shy or an outgoing person?
Depends on who i m with .

What items could you not go without during the day?
Handphone , friends , sweets .

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Over my dead body .

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Grandma . (Discharged now , thank god .)

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Yeah , i dont care . (Jeremiah has 6 holes on his ear damnit :D)

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
Telephone wires r underground no ?

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN 30 MINUTES !!! (Nigel lol.)

How do you feel about your life right now?
SHUCKS . I hate her & i hate homework .

Do you hate anyone?
YES . (Dont i always ? D;)

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Messages from cool people .

Will you have a valentine this year?
Maybe ?

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Brother .

Can you easily tell if someones fake?
Yeah . But then again , i suspect everybody D:

How's your heart?
Whole .

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
Duhhh .

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Haha yeahhhh . Mom loves me more than anything else ha :D

What song is stuck in your head?
Tell me why - Taylor Swift .

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
Currently yes .

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Homework , table tennis .

Can you whistle?
I can make hu-hu sounds .

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
I flip alot :O Starts on my side, ends on the floor .

What gets in your way of your sleeping?
Dad's snoring .

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
Asians have black eyes dude .

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeahhhhh :D That nice looking person in the mirror .

Do you think too much or too little?
Too little for maths , too much for other stuff .

Do you smile a lot?
Yes !

Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
Nigel . (Prolly to inform me that its his birthday tmr >;/)

Whens the next time you will see the person you like?
Next mondaay .

Are you happy with your life?
Not really .

Can you handle the truth?
Seldom .

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
In sec3 ? N.E.V.E.R

What was the last book you read?
Eragon ?

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Luv my brother.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating mac wings .

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Esther

Did you do any exciting last weekend?
I stuck a sticker on my dad's butt.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope . My hair's brown-black already .

Are you wearing a necklace?
Nah .

Are you an emotional person?
Not really .

What's something that can always make you feel better?
Going online .

Will this weekend be a good one?
No. PHYSICS TEST . KILL ME .

What do you want right now?
Twister fries .

Have you ever worn a person of the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes .

Look behind you, what do you see?
Garfield 2001 Calendar .

Any spring break plans?
Australia ? :B

The last thing you heard?
Dog barking .

Are you sick of this survey?
Very , lol .

GRATS SE ON YOUR SUCCESSFUL CONCERT :D ENCOREEEEE . LOL
& I KNOW A SECRET ! :D


Thursday, February 5, 2009 @ 7:09 PM
CREDITS TO CHINGGY XD


Ahbeng & AhSeng just received the ranks of corporal after being privates for such a long time .
They decided to celebrate & went down to geylang to have fun .
Prostitue : Warn you ah. I hav HIV.
AhBeng : (to Ahseng) Eh brother. Whats HIV ?
AhSeng : Nevermind, you have fun first, i go check it out for you.

Ahbeng went with the prostitue & the next day , found out that he too had HIV .
AhBeng : Wah brother, why didnt you tell me the meaning of HIV after you checked ?!
Ahseng : But . Dic say happens to privates only leh ! We corporal liao !

>< !

Raw red patches on my arms :O (SEE LAH PEOPLE , KEEP DRAWING . NOW CANNOT WASH OFF LE. HOW ?!?! LOL.)

Physics. Physics. Physics. Die. Die. Die


Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @ 5:24 PM


Yours truly fell on her ass in the bus tdy .
HAHA HILARIOUS TTM (!)
(SHALL NOT ELABORATE ANYMORE , TRY NOT TO MAKE ME LAUGH ON BUSES TYVM .)
Huge baluku on my back now :O

Today was okay .
Had our bestest PDP lesson yet :D
(Kimyee = Muscular ; Jacky = TIGHTASS LOL.)
HuangLaoshi is freaking nice this year i dont know why :D

It feels so wrong .
Did you change/Am i thinking too much again .
I wish time moved faster/rewinds . This has been the most horrible period ever >;/
No wonder Paola said today was a bad day.

I need ...

[edited]
















HAHAHA GUESS WHO. XD
SHAUN IS DAMN PRO OHEMGEE :D (LOOK ALIKE RIGHT! HAHA.)

My mom ve developed this wierd habit of sneaking into the house quietly then scaring me & my brother.
While my dad stands there laughing like a siao lang. :O
Non stop screaming, then chasing after my mom trying to kill her.
LOL CRAZY FAMILY.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009 @ 8:39 PM


Spell B I T C H .


Monday, February 2, 2009 @ 6:31 PM
NO MONDAY BLUES :D


Happy Birthday Vanessa :D

Poor girl now stuck in school ; hehe . (L!)
AND CHINGHUN . I WANT HER PRESENT !! (:D)

Today was damn kewl i swear .
Laughed like crazyeh from early in da morning till now :D
I AM A TREE , NOT A BUSH .
I M A SEC 3 , YOU ARE A SEC 2. SO SHUTUP!
HAHA WTFFF :D
Although she's from CL, Simin's sister is damn cute. zxzx !
(OH SHIT DID I JUST SAY THAT?!)

Hahaha and i m becoming as screwed as Paola alrdy ohmygod :D
; I got 9 for my Maths test ! (Smirks)
; Just found out Maple songs are rllyrllyrlly nice :D


Sunday, February 1, 2009 @ 5:03 PM


Esther says :
I dont care you must blog !
-.- Lols.

Woke up at 7.45 tdy -.-
Then met Mutang, Paola & Shiyi at Queensay Mac to do LA project.
Came up with the product, functions & stuff (WATCHLET. HAHA :D)
& Everyone was yawning :O
Blahblah , left at 12 .

Went Lot 1 to meet Esther & Shaun to watch InkHeart :D
(Liew Esther , so tall le still wear heels , :O)
Avg movie. Boring start , sweetsweet ending :D
Watch if you hav xtra money .

(There, i updated ! :D)

Mkay . Gotta go study for physics test already ,
Buhbyeeeee :]

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na
(Na na naaaaa . Addicted ohmygawsh SO NICE :D )

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